Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
general description of subject, Ken.
Ken [surname unknown]
height: 5'0"
eye color: blue
hair color: dark blonde
build: average/muscular
most frequently used term of endearment for male peers: "guy"
other frequent language patterns: "yous guys" TBA
blunts consumed mon-fri: 4/5 daily
blunts consumed weekend: 6/8 daily
blunts consumed first friday of inhabitance: 13
**survey will be updated frequently
height: 5'0"
eye color: blue
hair color: dark blonde
build: average/muscular
most frequently used term of endearment for male peers: "guy"
other frequent language patterns: "yous guys" TBA
blunts consumed mon-fri: 4/5 daily
blunts consumed weekend: 6/8 daily
blunts consumed first friday of inhabitance: 13
**survey will be updated frequently
june 26, 2007, 11:51 p.m.
Encountered subject in the stairwell. Shirtless, Ken inquired, "hey ladies, how's it going?"
Note: earlier today, Matt was shirtless in the common area, airing an irregular sunburn pattern; investigate possible male bonding ritual.
Note: earlier today, Matt was shirtless in the common area, airing an irregular sunburn pattern; investigate possible male bonding ritual.
june 26, 2007.
This blog is primarily a study of (our) observations and interactions with [ken] in the form of a daily/weekly log. Here it begins:
Last night Kate did the dishes with Ken, who was shirtless and sunburned. He said that he was "just in that mood" to do the dishes, and that his sunburn was "just a first coat." Kate later observed sexual tension between an unnamed female guest and our Ken, who sports a musclar, though slight build.
Last night Amanda conversed with Ken and Matt, the male who is temporarily living on one of the [house]'s common room couches, about the excessive tobacco smoking in the common areas of the household. Ken, in attempts to be an accommodating housemate, told her that tobacco smoking would be banned from the house as a whole to alleviate Amanda's recent asthmatic symptoms. A successful interaction.
He played the traditional "after dinner soundtrack" of funk while Kate, Kyle, and Amanda cleaned the dishes. Ken is quoted asking, no one else wants the funk?
This evening, around 7:30 p.m., Amanda and Kate inadvertently woke Ken from a nap in an attempt to have a feeding session with the subject. It was less successful than the last time food was offered to Ken.
Note: Ken is not hungry while napping; may not like all or some frozen peas, carrots, green beans, and corn.
Ken is sometimes "in that mood" and does not sunburn.
Ken wants the funk.
Last night Kate did the dishes with Ken, who was shirtless and sunburned. He said that he was "just in that mood" to do the dishes, and that his sunburn was "just a first coat." Kate later observed sexual tension between an unnamed female guest and our Ken, who sports a musclar, though slight build.
Last night Amanda conversed with Ken and Matt, the male who is temporarily living on one of the [house]'s common room couches, about the excessive tobacco smoking in the common areas of the household. Ken, in attempts to be an accommodating housemate, told her that tobacco smoking would be banned from the house as a whole to alleviate Amanda's recent asthmatic symptoms. A successful interaction.
He played the traditional "after dinner soundtrack" of funk while Kate, Kyle, and Amanda cleaned the dishes. Ken is quoted asking, no one else wants the funk?
This evening, around 7:30 p.m., Amanda and Kate inadvertently woke Ken from a nap in an attempt to have a feeding session with the subject. It was less successful than the last time food was offered to Ken.
Note: Ken is not hungry while napping; may not like all or some frozen peas, carrots, green beans, and corn.
Ken is sometimes "in that mood" and does not sunburn.
Ken wants the funk.
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